The Revolver Report

Sunday, August 13, 2006

"Get the Girl Who Can Have Any Guy She Wants" By, Carrie Stevens

At the risk of being stoned by my fellow foxy females, I feel compassion for men sometimes. For instance, it must suck to have to wait behind the velvet rope to get in a club. Hot girls never do that. And what about free drinks? Men seldom get them. Hell, I even get free French fries if there happens to be a boy working the drive through window! And how often does a woman offer to pump your gas just because you’re cute? Doesn’t it sound fun to be hot? Well, it is…until the guy pumping your gas reaches into your window and tries pump something else! Too bad that guy was a lunatic because he was on the right track with offering to pump the gas!

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