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Sunday, December 24, 2006

Far from Dirt - Motely Crue

The 2001 book THE Dirt is a sort of group autobiography by the four principle members of Motley Crue, the metal band that basically started the whole 80s hair metal craze, and banished new wave, bringing hard rock back onto the charts.

The book is broken up into dozens of short chapters, each one telling a given story or series of events, from multiple perspectives.

Much like the Marilyn Manson autobiography, this one mixes public and private events, and is extremely candid and forthcoming about every sort of scandal, drug abuse, groupie issue, broken marriage, and much, much more.

This book is so nuts that the first sentence is about a girl named Bullwinkle who Tommy used to date (pre heather or pam) and he loved her partly because she could spray her cum across the room.

After reading this book you will look in the mirror and realize that your life no matter how crazy you think you are is F*CKIN BORING. It also confirms that it takes a certain kinda of person to be a REAL rockstar

The Revolver Report Exclusive By: Robert Fautz

Friday, December 22, 2006

"Et Tu, Brute?" in Black

Here is a sneak peak of some new fire!

We have been in lab cooking up some serious things. Keep checking back for the latest H&H news.

According to Wikipedia:
"Et tu, Brute?" were, according to legend, the last words of Julius Caesar. In English, the sentence means "You too, Brutus?" or "Even you, Brutus?".

On March 15, 44 BC, Julius Caesar was attacked by a group of senators, including Marcus Junius Brutus, a senator and Caesar's close friend. Caesar initially resisted his attackers, but when he saw Brutus, he supposedly spoke those words and resigned himself to his fate.

Probably the most famous 3 words uttered, "Et tu, Brute?", this expression has come to mean ultimate betrayal by one's closest friend(s).

The phrase is often misquoted as "Et tu, Brutus?" Brute is the Latin vocative form of Brutus, used when directly addressing the individual in question. The nominative form, Brutus, would be used in a sentence such as "Brutus killed Caesar", where Brutus is the grammatical subject of a verb.

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Boardroom Rockstars - Shane & Shawn of Detny

When twin brothers decide to use their business savvy and eye for fashion toward shoe manufacturing, not only do they raise their pimp status with the "Sex in the City" crowd, but they get the most props from the over-30 working women, who are starting to consider trading in couture for comfort.

With a history in sneaker design and a keen eye for fashion, Shane & Shawn Ward combined their resources and created two footwear lines - Shane&Shawn and Detny by Shane&Shawn – designed to make men and women feel as good as they look. Their shoes have already made their way into top boutiques and department stores and, with plans to launch their own store and clothing/accessories line, they’re guaranteed to be around for as long as women stay sexy.

Can you give us a little background on your company?
Shane: Well, we both went to the University of Michigan, and I studied industrial design in the art school, and Shaun studied mechanical engineering, and when I graduated in 1996, I was offered a job at Adidas in Portland, Oregon, to design cross trainers, women’s workout shoes, and that’s pretty much how we got into the industry. [Eventually] the entrepreneurial spirit kicked in, and I really wanted to work on my own, and I decided to start a freelance design company called SW2 Designs and move to NY.

Shawn: When I graduated, I spent five years [working] at Daimler Chrysler, in automotive engineering, while earning my master’s in mechanical engineering. In 2001, I moved to NY because I had the opportunities there to work for myself, become an entrepreneur, and trade stocks in the stock market as a day trader, [but] when the market was closing at 4 o’clock, besides working out, I had pretty much nothing to do, so I started to help Shane out with the freelance company and brought a little bit more of a business side of the operations. My goal was to really take Shane as a one man show and take it to a formal company and expand it, but in the next two years, we ended up designing shoes for Reebok, Converse, Merrill, etc. [With] a really successful freelance design company from 2001 to 2003, we decided to start our own shoe company that reflects our own sense of style, but also combines with the athletic comfort that we’ve had expertise in over the last three years. So, in fall of 2003 we launched Detny, which is a combination of Detroit and New York, where we’re from.

Women love shoes and women love the men who make the shoes, so how has your life adjusted to the career switch (from sportswear to high-end fashion)?

Shawn: It’s definitely an unfair advantage to introduce yourself to a young lady and say you’re a shoe designer. So, obviously, there aren’t too many cooler things that you can say outside of “I’m a rock star.” But usually, if you’re a rock star or an actor, they should know who you are, but as far as like a regular job, designers are really perceived as “cool”. I’m coming from engineering and stock trading, and those aren’t really glamorous jobs, but, you know, being in this field where women love shoes, we’re able to put our shoes on celebrities, and we get a chance to meet celebrities who really embrace our product. Just being in the footwear industry has definitely enhanced our lives big’s definitely a perk.

We really are all about the kind of rock-n-roll lifestyle - going to parties, having fun - but we also have substance to our shoes, and I think that’s what brings people back. We actually get, like, old ladies - literally 60 year old women - coming in and telling us how comfortable our shoes are!

If you guys started out with sneakers, what made you branch into shoes? The women’s shoe industry is tough, especially for two straight guys – and, you know, women are picky!

Shane: Well, from a business standpoint, women buy shoes, men don’t -

Shawn: - Generally speaking -

Shane: So, we were forced into it from a business standpoint, but I think over the years we’ve definitely come to appreciate putting shoes onto women, like during our events. We hang around a lot of women, and we don’t wanna just outfit ourselves in what we think is the coolest, hippest shoes that are comfortable, but we would like the girls around us to wear what we think would be hot on them. Another thing is, because we have the athletic background, we know how to build really comfortable shoes, and we would see women in elevators all the time wearing their office gear, but then they have like, New Balance or Nike shoes on and their office shoes in their bags, so there was a need for a shoe that at least can combine the two extremes.

Any plans for the future – expanding your brand, opening your own store, etc.?

Shawn: We’re gonna place [Detny] as a lifestyle brand; footwear’s our expertise right now, so we’re really building our foundation on what we’re experts in, like Kenneth Cole did. But we’re also gonna be launching handbags and hats – limited edition – for fall 2007, and then eventually go on into jackets, denim, shirts, etc, and a part of our business plan is to open our first Detny/Shane&Shawn boutique in 2008.

A PimpWiz Exclusive By Alyson Mance

Monday, November 13, 2006

ClipBandits - Tyra Banks Show Dec. 6th

Check out this video of the ClipBandits rehearsing for their performance on the Tyra Banks Show, shot at CBS Television City in Hollywood, CA. Air date scheduled for Dec. 6, 2006.

ClipBandits are:
J-Pe$o..................Vocals and 12-String
Girl Bass Player.....Bass
ClipBandit.............Electric Guitar

The ClipBandit's seen divided by curtains on stage during rehearsal. The show with ClipBandits performance will air in December.

ClipBandits are generally regarded as the worlds first web band.

To find out more check out this ABC News interview.

Monday, September 11, 2006

Want a chance to design For Headlines & Heroes?

Headlines & Heroes - A Clothing Line For Super Heroes, Criminals & everything in between!

They are looking for fresh new designers for our Apparel. If you think you have what it takes to give people a new identity with their style then lets see it. They are going to be selecting the best designs and styles from candidates from all over the world.

If they choose your design you will be awarded a pre-determined payment for your design and a chance to design for them on a more permanent level.

Send them some samples of your previous artwork that you have done. If they are into your style then they would like to see some renderings of something that fits our brand.

If you are submitting graphics:
3 colors or less
Submit a Jpeg Preview of the design as well as what your design would look like on a shirt.

Check out Headlines & Heroes for more background info

Here is the link for submissions, H&H Design Contest.

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Sunday, August 13, 2006

"Get the Girl Who Can Have Any Guy She Wants" By, Carrie Stevens

At the risk of being stoned by my fellow foxy females, I feel compassion for men sometimes. For instance, it must suck to have to wait behind the velvet rope to get in a club. Hot girls never do that. And what about free drinks? Men seldom get them. Hell, I even get free French fries if there happens to be a boy working the drive through window! And how often does a woman offer to pump your gas just because you’re cute? Doesn’t it sound fun to be hot? Well, it is…until the guy pumping your gas reaches into your window and tries pump something else! Too bad that guy was a lunatic because he was on the right track with offering to pump the gas!

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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

18k Gold-Dipped Murdered Skull

Ju$t Another Rich Kid
18k Gold-Dipped Murdered Skull Pendant with Diamond Chips
Price: $300.00

18k Gold Murdered Skull 18k Gold-Dipped Pendant with Diamond chips on a link chain.

About Ju$t Another Rich Kid

New York based artist Ken Courtney is founder of the independent fashion label, Ju$t Another Rich Kid. His artwork and clothing address fame, celebrity status and the commodification of names and brands in contemporary media. Like celebrity and celebrity culture, demand for luxury items is completely created. As an extension of our obsession with fame, celebrity, and commodities, Courtney’s Ju$t Another Rich Kid created a line of luxury objects: Indulgences (for the man who has absolutely everything).

"Luxury objects are usually functional, but made for people who want to be ostentatious and have an item that everyone else has—but that’s obviously better quality and more expensive. With Indulgences, I wanted to comment on luxury accessories by making items that take that and push the envelope," says Courtney. Indulgences address the creation of and demand for the unnecessary, directly commenting on the ever-expanding market of luxury items in our culture. In order to hit just the right balance in the collection, he’s teamed up with a master in the design world, Tobias Wong, who is known for transforming every day objects into objects of desire.


Tuesday, August 01, 2006

AWOL - 'Alcohol With Out Liquid'

A new way of consuming alcohol that offers an immediate hit with no hangover the next day has been introduced in the United Kingdom.The new method is known as AWOL, an acronym for 'Alcohol With Out Liquid', and could become a hit in the global club scene due to the euphoric 'high' created when alcohol is vaporised, mixed with oxygen and inhaled.

Billed at launch as the 'ultimate party toy', AWOL machines serve bar customers via tubes and could be seen as a modern version of the 'Nargile' or 'Hookah' water-pipe which originated in India and became an important part of society in Turkey and Middle Eastern countries in the 17th century, eventually becoming the height of fashion at sheik Western society parties during the late 19th and early 20th century.


Friday, July 28, 2006

Headlines and Heroes - The Shirt, The Myth, The Legend

We had to let you know about it before everyone else is already rocking it.

Started in the Spring of 2006, H&H is already making huge leaps and bounds!

About H&H
Headlines & Heroes - A Clothing Line For Super Heroes, Criminals and everything in between.

Made for people who aspire to make headlines and have the swager of a hero. With designs that transcend generations while defining the times.

This is one brand that is out to make the papers!

For presale T-shirt orders, email H&H and tell them we sent you for the hook up!

Pole Dancing 101

Pole dancing is a form of dancing/gymnastics that takes muscular endurance and coordination as well as sensuality. For a video demonstaration, click on the image to the right.

It involves dancing sensually with a vertical pole and is often used in strip clubs and gentlemen's clubs, although more recently artistic pole dancing is used in cabaret and stage performance in a non-erotic environment. In a strip club setting, pole dancing is often performed less gymnastically and combined with striptease, and/or lap dancing between performers. The dancer(s) may simply hold the pole, or use it to perform more athletic moves such as climbs, spins, and body inversions.

Recently, pole dancing has caught on as a new and increasingly popular form of exercise, in which women (and sometimes men) use the pole as a workout prop. This form of exercise increases upper body strength (by using the body itself as resistance) while toning the body as a whole.

Although the most common pole dance competitions are still amateur nights at strip clubs, there is a growing community who are trying to get pole dancing taken seriously as a sport and art form.

The World Pole Sport Federation hosts the annual Miss Pole Dance World event which began August 29, 2003. This is a strictly non-nude, non-stripping event that highlights the athletic and artistic side of pole dancing without focusing on eroticism. Participants come from local pageants held in venues such as Australia, France, Canada and the Netherlands and the UK. More recently, amateur pole dance competitions have been held. As with Miss Pole Dance World, these are strictly non-nude and non-stripping, and focus on pole dance as an athletic and artistic form of dance and exercise.

Erik Mongrain - "AirTap!"

Erik Mongrain playing a composition he made 6 years ago in the streets of Spain when he was travelling around.

This is a record from "Belle et Bum" (popular music show in Quebec ).

Thursday, July 27, 2006

How To Make a Mentos Coke Rocket

Want to make your own carbonated gas rocket? You've probably already seen someone make a Mentos Coke Geyser. Just drop a few Mentos into a bottle of Diet Coke and you'll see a violent 16 foot fountain of Coke explode out of the bottle. Although that may sound somewhat exciting, the geyser is the boring "science teacher" version of this experiment. If you really want to unleash the carbon dioxide power in a 2-liter bottle of Diet Coke, try making a Mentos Coke Rocket. Here's how:
  1. Buy a 2 litter bottle of Diet Coke and a roll of Mentos. You can use any soda but room temperature Diet Coke for some reason is the best performer.

  2. Find a big open area to launch your Mentos Coke Rocket. Don't do it indoors. Trust me.

  3. Slide the paper cover off the Mentos (leave the foil wrapper on) and slip the roll into the bottle.

  4. Quickly cap the bottle and shake it.

  5. Gently unscrew the cap, just a little, until you start to hear fizzing.

  6. Throw it down and cover your face!

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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

A Night With Craig - A Woman's Adventure on Casual Encounters

A woman documented her experience with her first craigslist casual encounter. The woman goes on to explain the process of putting up her craig placement and how she sorted through all the email, hopeful men that flooded her inbox.

This a great read for all individuals and it kind of gives you a glimpse into the future of how we meet and greet people, no more what’s your number, more like what’s your myspace page.

Now all those late night hot line numbers have some real competition, why spend money on phone conversations when you can get on craigslist and just find someone in your area who is as horny as you and looking for the exact same thing you’re looking for, no strings sex.

Our world is definitley changing and this woman’s experience with casual sex filtered through a website like craigslist, soon, we’ll have sites dedicated to just that alone.

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Cold War Kids - Hip Check

The band is called Cold War Kids. They used to be just another bunch of guys with funny haircuts making noise in Silver Lake.

Two self-released EP's later and the Fullerton, California, natives are kings among taste-making bloggers. Naturally, big labels are circling. Mostly because of the group's signature funk sound spiked with Nathan Willet's soulful yelp. Download "Hang Me Up To Dry" & "Saint John".

Jul 25 2006 8:00P Northstar Bar w/ Sound Team Philadelphia, PA
Jul 26 2006 8:00P TT the Bears w/ Sound Team Boston, MA
Jul 28 2006 8:00P Mercury Lounge w/ Sound Team New York, NY
Jul 29 2006 8:00P Mercury Lounge w/ Sound Team New York, NY
Jul 30 2006 8:00P Southpaw w/ Sound Team Brooklyn, NY
Jul 31 2006 8:00P Maxwell's w/ Sound Team Hoboken, NJ
Aug 1 2006 8:00P Magic Stick w/Sound Team Detroit, MI
Aug 2 2006 8:00P The Intersection Grand Rapids, MI
Aug 3 2006 8:00P The Abbey Pub w/ Mates of State Chicago, IL
Aug 7 2006 8:00P The Fillmore w/ The Editors San Francisco, CA
Aug 8 2006 8:00P The Avalon w/ The Editors Los Angeles, CA
Aug 10 2006 8:00P OYA Festival in Oslo Norway oslo
Sep 7 2006 8:00P The Casbah San Diego, CA
Sep 8 2006 8:00P The Troubadour Los Angeles, CA
Oct 21 2006 8:00P Iceland Airwaves Festival 06' Reykjavik

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The Revolver Report Exclusive By, Rob Fautz

Don't Mess With Mama!

This is what happens when you talk about mama's boy!

The Revolver Report Exclusive

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Semper Fitness with Tony Haynes

This is the motivator, Tony Haynes, with the word on the street from Semper Fitness. This week we're going to give you a resistance training workout that doesn't require you to use weight. All of the resistance training exercises will be done using calisthenics. You know, push-ups, crunches and such. It will be a three day workout that targets most of the bodyparts. We here at Semper Fitness do understand that everyone might not want to or have the resources to lift weights. That's no reason why lean body mass cannot be built. So let's get on with the word.

This resistance training workout will consist of three days. We will be working two bodyparts each day. The first day we will work chest and triceps. The second day we will work legs and back. The third day will be calves and abdominals. You will take between 2 and 3 minutes rest between sets. Important: MAKE SURE YOU STRETCH BEFORE EACH WORKOUT. There's no more time for chit chat, let's build some muscle.

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Friday, July 07, 2006

Eye of the Tiger

"Eye of the Tiger" was a song performed by the American rock group, Survivor. It was written at the request of Sylvester Stallone for the film Rocky III. The song became a popular sporting event anthem, especially in boxing, and was for a short time the entrance theme for professional wrestler Hulk Hogan. This song has also been used satirically, such as when Harry and Lloyd were riding a shopping cart on the road in Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd.

The song topped the Billboard charts for six weeks from July 24, 1982. It was preceded by "Don't You Want Me" by the Human League and followed by "Abracadabra" by the Steve Miller Band. "Eye of the Tiger" also reached #1 in the UK and Australian charts. The song won a Grammy Award, an Academy Award nomination, and was voted "Best New Song" by the People's Choice Awards.

Dual meanings of the title
The song's title refers to a line in the movie Rocky III, meaning "killer instinct" or a desire/propensity for aggressiveness. However, the term also refers to an anatomical feature of the tiger.

The "eye spots" on the back of tigers' ears serve to confuse predators and reduce the risk of attack from behind, and they are probably most useful for tiger cubs.

In the wild, seeing the "eyes" of the tiger signifies death, because right before a tiger attacks, it turns its ears forward so that the spot on the back of each ear faces nearer its prey. Hence, once someone sees these "eyes", the tiger is about to attack. [Info courtesy:]

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Ed Hardy - Making Tattoos High Fashion

If you’re still rockin’ Von Dutch hats and apparel, I hate to break it to you but there’s a new brand of motorcycle loving fashion in town, and its name is Ed Hardy.

Ed Hardy has become famous for it’s signature vintage tattoo wear, which has been quickly snapped up by celebrities and non-celebs alike. At the helm of the company are two talented artists, both at the top of their game. Christian Audigier, who once worked for Von Dutch, brings the fashion design talents to the table, and Don Ed Hardy is the tattoo artist who brings the vision of the line together.

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Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Andreia Schwatrz rats out her Sugar Daddies

Andreia Schwartz, a Brazilian bombshell and alleged madam was recently indicted for prostitution, selling drugs and money laundering, reportedly working out of her Mid-Town apartment.

Two old sugar daddies were involved in the scandal, including a mack daddy pimp from Time Warner. Time Warner CFO Wayne Pace apparently gave Miss Schwartz 250k in cash, mortgage payments, and other things rich old dudes by for their honeys. I know she’s hot, but damn 250k dude? Could have just gone to Tijuana, and with the money you saved bought the new Ferrari F430 and still gotten yourself some quality women just cruisin’ in South Beach.Keep reading at The Playboy Mansion Party - Last Chance!!!

From the people who know what really matters, and understand what you really want, Pimpwiz and Bluefish Concierge bring you "La Vie en Bleu", the hottest party at the hottest location in the world.

Join us on July 13th at 6:30pm at the Playboy Mansion in Beverly Hill, California for the sexiest and most exclusive event of the year The Playboy Mansion Party - Last Chance!!!

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Michael Dudikoff - The Greatest Action Hero/Action Movie Star you never heard of

The few familiar with buff skull crushed Michael Dudikoff would be shocked to hear that he got his big break as a model. The Redondo, CA, native was born to a Russian father in early October of 1954. He his first role in 1978 on the super popular series Dallas.
In 1980 the rising star made his feature debut in The Black Marble. Small roles in Tron (1982) and Uncommon Valor (1983) found his action chops developing nicely, and after having a wild time in Bachelor Party (1984), Dudikoff had his breakthrough role in the 1985 martial arts action film American Ninja. Though the part was originally intended for Chuck Norris, Dudikoff made the role his own, to the delight of action fans worldwide.

Though the requisite sequels came fast and furious, it was roles in such small-scale actionrs as Platoon Leader (1988, directed by Chuck Norris’ brother Aaron) and Midnight Ride (1990) that kept his name alive in the lucrative low-budget action market. Though Dudikoff’s 1993 series Cobra would only hold out for one season, his average of two films per year would have him doling out the punches well into the millennium. The late 90’s found Dudikoff teaming with B-movie maestro Fred Olen Ray for a series of small-scale punishers, and in 2002, Dudikoff appeared opposite Treat Williams in Jim Wynorski’s Gale Force.
Dudikoff now lives with his wife and daughter Nancy in Malibu, CA. and loves to play tennis and go swimming with his golden retriever Shooter.
Great he became a pussy! But better then becoming a Governor.

Check out Michael Dudikoff in American Ninja!

The American Ninja DVD is available from

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Saturday, June 24, 2006

6 Sex Secrets To Keep Your Girl Wanting More

It doesn’t take an expert to know how to thrust and pump your way into five minutes of euphoria. Shoot, your dog does it on call without a problem. However fellas, there comes a time when you all should know that there is a big difference between sparks and explosions when it comes to a woman’s orgasm. The bottom line is, we all damn well deserve to be sexually satisfied in our relationships and though “wam bam thank you mam” might be great for you, sometimes that’s just not enough for us ladies. Please don’t let sex with your chicas become just another bland routine. Consider the following six sex secrets your personal guide to ensuring that her kitten keeps on purring. Trust me, after reading this you’ll have her working for all your "milk".


Okay, I know that some women are very adamant about making masturbation seem taboo in front of men, but the truth is, 99% of us are having a ball (or two) with ourselves on that lonely Sunday evening while you’re out watching football with the guys. While some of us still prefer to hand wash, vibrators have quickly worked their way into becoming a girl’s second best friend. Please don’t get jealous or feel like this is a blow to your ego, just remember that this is a toy and nothing beats the intimacy only you can give her. Let’s view this as another way of exploring alternative routes to her orgasm. Think about how her little buzz buddy will especially come into handy if you’re car runs out of gas and she’s still expecting you to drive her down Avenue O. Vibrators can introduce her to new levels of pleasure you both never knew existed. Not to mention it will leave her tingling long after the battery dies. However, you never know if your sweetie might be included in the one percentile of women who have not yet discovered the power of masturbation. If you’re not sure how she would feel about bringing “someone” else into bed, be sure to talk it over with her way before doing the deed. Vibrators come in all shapes and sizes and will run you anywhere from $15 to $100. Think of it as…the higher the price, the stronger her orgasm!

One of the many misconceptions men have is that women always want safe, clean love-making. Sex doesn’t always have to be “perfect” for us; it is sometimes better when it’s just sloppy and fun. Hot fudge and whipped cream are all things that I’m sure make your mouth water already, but hold your chin up playboy, because you’ll be drooling when you make her your sundae. Save dessert for bed and take turns licking and eating sweets off each others bodies one at a time. The different flavors and sensations will leave you both yearning for seconds and she won’t be able to keep her hands off your Willy Wonka. Something else you might want to try is edible body paint. This brings a creative dimension to sex, not to mention an easy clean up. With flavors ranging from pina colada to strawberry, you’ll wonder what took you so long to find your inner artist. Just make sure the label makes a reference to being safe for sensitive skin or else you might get more of a reaction then expected.

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Slash Knocks Down G 'N R Reunion Rumors

According to
Speculation has been rumbling around the net and elsewhere that Slash would join his former bandmate Axl Rose for all or part of the "new" Guns 'N Roses' show in New York City last month. Slash says not only was there no chance of him playing with Axl then or anytime soon, but he doesn't even expect a call from the corn-rowed Rose. Says Slash:

"I know he would never call me. I've actually sent him Christmas cards, just to be cordial, but he never returns anything."

No return Christmas card? What a grinch. I'm sure he got that lawsuit Slash (and Duff McKagan) sent his way, as Axl did return the favor with a filing of his own.

Besides actually playing a couple gigs, albeit late as usual for at least one, and getting into a "fight" with designer Tommy Hilfiger, Axl hasn't done much to gain headlines for his music lately. But, apparently, Rose is still a enough of a rock star to be seen outside Kabaret's Prophecy in London wearing a very shiny suit and hanging with a long-legged mystery blonde the other night.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Aerosmith, Crue turn back time for joint tour

NEW YORK (Billboard) - Enduring rock acts Aerosmith and Motley Crue are hitting the road together for the first time with a joint U.S. fall tour set to open September 14 in Holmdel, New Jersey.

The "Route of All Evil" tour will run for more than two months before wrapping November 24 in West Palm Beach, Florida. Pre-sales are underway for some shows via Aerosmith's Aero Force One fan club.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Jimi Hendrix - Hear Ma Train a Coming

Jimi Hendrix - Hear Ma Train a Coming

Is your girl a Gold Digger? Here are 5 Ways to Tell...

1. Every time the check comes she has to “freshen up.” Maybe on one date it can be coincidental, but not 8 in a row. At least reach for your purse, woman...Damn.

Here’s a good way to turn the tables and test this “freshen up” nonsense out. Turn the tables and go freshen up yourself. Tell her you have to go to the bathroom when you’ve finished dinner, the plates are cleared, and it is pretty much obvious that the bill is the next thing coming. Go into the stall and count to 69. If you come back and the check is still there, find someone else to date.

2. She still calls her father “Daddy.” The word “Daddy,” is not ok coming from a girl who is twenty-three. A girl atwenty-three saying “Daddy” denotes a well-to do father who gives his spoiled brat everything her little heart desires, and never says no. You will also never say no, or face the wrath of a vicious blow to the groin. I don’t care how hot the girl you are dating is, stop calling her. You will avoid much misery, torture, and black-balling from your friends. So keep your dignity and just say NO to “Daddy’s little princess.”

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Buzz Aldrin punches a guy who accuses him of never going to the moon.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

VELVET REVOLVER Drummer: 10 Songs Ready For New CD

"Have been hard at work on the new VELVET REVOLVER stuff. We have been working five days a week for the last month. And have about 10 songs worked up. Going to work in my studio for another couple of weeks. Then start rehearsing for our mini-tour of the West Coast. Then back in the studio to complete the album."

VELVET REVOLVER recently recorded a new song for the upcoming animated feature, "Monster House". The band's 2004 debut, "Contraband", was certified double-platinum for sales in excess of two million copies in the United States.

Confirmed VELVET REVOLVER tour dates:

Jul. 21 - Las Vegas, NV - Hard Rock Hotel
Jul. 22 - Costa Mesa, CA - The Pacific Amphitheatre
Jul. 29 - Kelseyville, CA - Konocti Harbor Resort & Spa
Jul. 30 - Paso Robles, CA - Paso Robles Events Center Exclusive

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Tie for "Mullet of The Month"

CamaroMullet: The CamaroMullet used to have full reign over the mullet brethren, but that was back in the 70's and 80's. This species has fallen from grace since, but can still be seen enjoying NASCAR events and shopping at Kragen, or up in the attic cooking up crank. Distinguishing features include: a molester mustache (peach fuzzy), tight-fitting acid wash jeans, and an ever-present key ring hanging from the belt loop.

Feel the mulletude emanating through your computer screen from this rare pic.

It is not recommended you confront the CamaroMullet, for they are very aggressive and cannot be hurt (this might be due to the frequent use of methamphetamines, angel dust, etc.).

Mulletude: 10
Aggressiveness: 10
Hobbies: primering cars, bar fights, picking scabs, losing teeth.
Sightings: Kragen, Grand Auto, working on a Camaro on their front lawn.
Favorite Band: AC/DC

Anthtrax: oakley razorblades, light, tight bluejeans, fear-imposing stance, molester mustache, green carpeting.

much like the sprayable disease, as well as the metal band, there is little one can do once infected 'cept for to submit and watch their bowels turn to paste.

Mulletude: 10

Aggressiveness: 10

Hobbies: beer, bashing, taking it like a man.

Sightings: fresno, bakersfield.

Favorite Band: Public Enemy [Via]

The Revolver Report Bottom Line: Don't miss out of the mullet comeback of '06. There are hours of mullet enjoyment and uncontrollable laughter in the classification section."

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Jackson Pollock, A Real Artist

Born in 1912 in Cody, Wyoming, Paul Jackson Pollock is accredited with developing the original style of abstract expressionism contributed to American artists. He worked with house paint, large brushes, and canvas big enough to cover an entire wall.

His movement emphasized the free and spontaneous flow of the brush in a dynamic composition producing intricate webs of paint with rhythmic repetition that are distinctly Pollock. Studying under Thomas Benton at the arts Students League, he also traveled widely throughout the United States and was greatly influenced by the murals of Jose Clemete Orozco and David Alfaro Siqueros. During the early 1940’s Pollack’s works shows the influence of Picasso including, Natural, Insane, Surrealist Art.

Peggy Guggenheim in the Art of This Century gallery in New York, 1943, held Pollock’s first solo. In Paris, 1950, he was the solo artist to open the Studio Paul Facchett.

His work was widely known and exhibited in the United States and aboard. Killed in an automobile accident on August 11, 1956, his career had a lasting impact on the art worls and the meaning of art and freedom of expression as it pertains to art.

After his constant struggle with alcoholism his whole life, his career ended abruptly after an alcohol-related, car crash in 1956 at the age of 44. Another passenger, Edith Metzger, died, and the other passenger in the Oldsmobile convertible, his girlfriend Ruth Kligman, miraculously survived. Sadly, after his death, Pollock's gallery sold off all the works that were left in his studio including many works that he had not intended to release.

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Friday, June 16, 2006

Sick guitarist!

Nefarious Sunglasses

"You may have seen Nefarious shades on such rock stars such as Nelly, Snoop Dogg and Usher.

The founder, Jason Hoehn, has created a stylish, vintage rock star inspired design which uses high grade diamonds, emeralds and rubies.

Nefarious clients can create their own custom jewelry which includes rings, necklaces and bracelets. These diamond frames go for $30,000.

Via Luxist

Ask A Ninja: Question 10 "Ninja Metal"

Wednesday, June 07, 2006


"In a modern world that is littered with strap-on dildos, Sex and the City reruns on four channels at any given time, male purses and all sorts of other quasi-gay European garbage, finger-banging has become an increasingly important act as males seek to reassert themselves sexually.

If you recall, somewhere in your sordid sexual past you probably courted a young seductress who insisted on “saving” herself for some special creep who was much older, had more facial hair and was much more abusive than you were at the time.

Naturally, since you knew that your forlorn member was never going to penetrate that invisible glass casing that seemed to surround her nubile snack-piece, you were left with no choice but to “finger-bang” your frustrations away or simulate traditional penile penetration with your fingers. Today, more and more people are finding that the same finger-banging done out of dire necessity in days of youth is also effective now as another tool in the sexual repertoire.

It should be clearly noted that “finger-banging’” is something quite different than “fingering,” which is something married square-dancers and Christian home-school teachers practice — this is full on banging with all the velocity and burning sexual frustration of a starving jackal in heat. When finger-banging, it is important to treat the act every bit as seriously as normal penis in vagina (PIV) intercourse. So just as in PIV intercourse, it is often advantageous to change positions intermittently when finger-banging, even altering your speed and strength of penetration.

One particularly effective move is to place your good lady in the doggie position to begin the finger-banging. While at first she may appear to be a lost and confused, she will soon understand the method to your madness (this method proves especially effective when a large ass is present to provide proper padding as you bang away at your partners love nest, quickly establishing your male prowess in the bedroom).

As an added bonus, the finger-bang is an especially effective tool to stall for time when a night of whiskey has turned your once trusty Longfellow into a belligerent Bukowski. For a guaranteed return visit, try the finger-bang on the first date and you’ll solidify your reputation as a creep that is worth a drunken phone-call for casual unprotected sex. Via

The Revolver Report Bottom Line: Yeah Dude...Finger BanGGGG!

U2 iPod is Reincarnated

Does this black and red iPod look familiar? It should. It's the second coming of the U2 iPod.

The original iPod U2 Special Edition was announced on October 24, 2004 and was the first black iPod Apple ever produced. Apple discontinued it about a year later on October 12, 2005 and rabid U2 fans have been without a Rattle & Hum to satisfy their portable music needs ever since.

Operating under some Mysterious Ways, on 06.06.06, (the day of the devil???) Apple announced a reincarnation of iPod U2 Special Edition. The encore version is actually $20 cheaper than the original but has a bigger hard drive, color screen and is video ready.

Like the original U2 iPod, the new version comes with the autographs of each band member engraved on the back (black metal this time, not aluminum) and a coupon for U2 content from the iTunes Store. The exclusive content offering includes 30-minutes of music videos and band interviews.

Let's compare the original iPod U2 Special Edition with the new reincarnated version.

- original: $349
- encore: $329

Color of metal backing
- original
- encore: black

iTunes Music Store Coupon
- original: $50 off the price of a digital U2 box set called The Complete U2
- encore: free 30-minutes of music videos and band interviews

Here are some technical details for the new iPod U2 Special Edition:
  • Holds up to 7,500 songs and album art
  • Holds up to 25,000 photos
  • Holds up to 75 hours of video
  • Accessory-compatible Dock connector
  • 2.5-inch (diagonal) color LCD with LED backlight
  • Comes with earbud headphones and USB cable
  • Autographs of all U2 members on the back
  • Bright 2.5-inch display with LED backlight
  • Up to 14 hours of battery life; up to 3 hours of slideshows with music; up to 2 hours of video playback
  • Works with Mac OS X or Windows 2000/XP
  • More info...

If you are a U2 fan who still hasn't found what you are looking for in a mp3 player, perhaps you should consider getting this newest member in the iPod family.

The iPod U2 Special Edition is available from and

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Solio Solar iPod Charger

Need to take your iPod places without a power source? Maybe you need a Solio iPod Charger. This fan-blade solar charger allows your iPod to soak up sun rays when placed in direct sunlight (either outside or affixed to a window).

The Solio also has a high capacity internal battery that stores energy and then releases it when the unit is plugged into your iPod. A fully charged Solio delivers enough energy to extend iPod playtimes by up to 9 hours. And it doesn't take hours of charge time just to get enough juice to play one song. An hour in the sun can give your iPod up to a few hours of play time.

You can even plug the Solio into a regular wall socket to charge its battery for instant power anywhere. Not a bad idea since the Solio can store energy for more than a year.

The Solio may be perfect on your next camping trip, but you may want to avoid pulling it while walking down Madison Avenue... unless you want people to mistake you for Ugly George.

The Solio is available from


Wednesday, May 17, 2006

SqueezeBox & Pandora Join Forces

" Slim Devices has joined forces with Pandora to help you discover music from the comfort of your living room...even when your computer is off.

Tell Pandora your favorite song and it'll launch a streaming station that will explore that corner of the music universe.

The musical connections created will convert even the most experienced music lover.

FREE 90-day trial for Squeezebox v3 and Squeezebox2 owners.

Squeezebox is a study in downtempo, modern design appropriate for any setting. It is a joy for the eyes as well as the ears.

The contrast of highly polished material against a crisp brushed metal fascia is a fitting reflection of the sophisticated technology within.

Experience the best of your music, anywhere in your home.

* Aqua display
* True 802.11g
* Burr-Brown DAC
* MP3, WMA, AAC, and Lossless
* Internet radio, news, and more! [Via]

The Revolver Report Bottom Line: Pandora is the Sh*t!